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messing up 

1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself

2. to not be funny or interesting
"That girl is walking around like she's all that. She is messing up."
messing up by loredaj March 30, 2010

just messing 

Two definitions:

1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;

2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.
1)WUdoon?
Jes messin--U?
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2)I<3U
OMG! Me2U
Haha just messing
just messing by Wandadollgirl September 4, 2008
1. The act of interfering with something that is not yours, or
2. To alter, change, use, touch, examine or interact in any way with someone else's property or person.
Hey, stop messing with my stuff, man!
messing by Just_I August 29, 2005

Dirty Messinger 

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea
Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants
Dirty Messinger by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

mulesing 

mulesing. The definition I read was biased and misleading. Mulesing as I know it, is an operation done on Merino (and probably other breeds) lambs to help prevent them becoming flyblown when they grow older. The operation of cutting the skin around the anus area apparently reduces the growth of wool around the area. At the same time, the tail is also ringed with an elastic ring, which causes the tail to drop off.
We need to get the sheep (ewes with lambs) in tomorrow as Fred is coming to do the mulesing.
mulesing by Dangin Dan June 11, 2011

How to stop messing up 

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.