mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.

Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!

mutated dump by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Mutated Zombie Turtles 

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

Mutated Zombie Turtles by Weallfun September 19, 2019

mutated horse 

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.

"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"

mutated horse by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005

Mutated Gimp 

A hideous ugly annoying overly confident shithead. Also, the person must be trash at fortnite.

" Oh no, a john wick killed me yelled Patrick . Other normal people who know how to play fortnite say: You mutated Gimp!

Mutated Gimp by Master_Molester_69 May 29, 2018

mutated milk 

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

mutated milk by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Mutated Pollen 

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

Mutated Pollen by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

Mutated Mushroom by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018