Top Definition
A mustache belonging to a douche. e.g. A coffee shop guitar player, or if Justin Bieber could grow facial hair.
Example usage:
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."
by christouche May 26, 2014

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