Example two: Arghh, my mustard phone has caused me ridicule!
Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.
I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.