1.Struggling Sports Car
A. Ford Mustang
2.Family Economy Car
A. Honda Civic Sedan
now theres no need, compare a mustang to a nsx while ur at it, and dont say, oh its way more expensive than a mustang, because some of you are doin excatly that to the civic.
Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease.
Furthermore, there do exist myths
about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product.
By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.
"IDIOTUS AMONGUS" A Racer's Disease
O - On
R - Race
D - Day
Most mustang drivers are just like the car itself, all bark no bite, the cars all get the same Flowmaster exhaust. They all make the same shitty sound. And they are mediocre at best as a sports car.
Essentially, the mustang is the domestic market's half cocked attempt to "flex" it's so called muscle... When in reality 90% of all mustangs you see can easily be handled by a much lower displacement Asian vehicle.
Cody : Learn what man?
Tommy : They can't fuck with my 1.8L integra, I destroyed an 03 cobra last week. Its getting old.
Well, that mustang thought wrong.
I hope that mustang likes the talon logo on my tail light because he'll be seeing it all day.
Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!
Cocky Mustang GT owner's friend: "Why pay $52k for another pos when you can have a corvette or a 335i for $44k? I don't why I'm friends with you!"