a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

A universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw **manhood. It graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself.

** I used manhood as a majority observation. No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.

A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!

A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.

Essentially the same as the English use of "cheers." Can be used in place of good-bye, thank you, congratulations, etc.