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A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.) Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!
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| 2. | hige | ||
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It is Japanese and means mustache, beard, and whisker; it can be said that any hair on lower part of face (lower than eyes) to neck.
The word "HIGE" for vintage/vintage look jeans is derived from this Japanese word, hige because the HIGE looks like mustache. "hige nobiteruyo" means "your mustache is growing"
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| 3. | Nose Beard | ||
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A mustache. Particularly thick and full. Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.
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| 4. | Beard Manly | ||
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A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard. That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
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| 5. | mustache shaming | ||
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To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles. Often secretly motivated by envy. God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there. My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch! |
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| 6. | Vietnamese mustache | ||
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A Vietnamese male who sprouts hair above his upper lip in order to hide his identity while purchasing equipment to grow marijuana. Typical mustache growth periods are dependent on the life span of the marijuana plants. Johnny (Home Depot Clerk): "Would that be all today sir?"
Duc Quang Cong: "Yes" Johnny (Home Depot Clerk): "Would you like this equipment delivered to your home?" Duc Quang Cong: "Uhh. No No. I carry it with wife and kids" Johnny (Home Depot Clerk): "Are you sure sir, the equipment does weigh in total, 450kg" Duc Quang Cong: "Yes Yes, I pay now!" Johnny (Home Depot Clerk): "Ok sir, here is your change have a nice day" Johnny (Home Depot Clerk): "Hey Shane, why did than man not accept our help?" Shane (Home Depot Supervisor): "That equipment looks to be the perfect formula for a marijuana grow operation" Johnny (Home Depot Clerk): "How can I help to avoid this illegal activity Shane?" Shane (Home Depot Supervisor): "Next time watch for a VIETNAMESE MUSTACHE" |
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| 7. | Terrorist Beard | ||
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Terrorist Beard - A style of beard that is commonly found on terrorist’s. The beard is often overgrown and bushy, yet lightly maintained. A person who has a Terrorist Beard does not need to be an actual terrorist. Terrorist beards can vary in color and length. “Whoa, did you see Eric’s Terrorist Beard? Its outta’ control.”
“They will never let you through security until you shave your terrorist beard.” |
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