| 1. | Down To Fap | ||
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Succinct directions laggered atop most porn 3.0 sites "it's not the same without porn".
Down To Fap: (step 1) push down boxers to floor. (step 2) fap (step 3) repeat achieving orgasm until shooting blanks (balls empty) |
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| 2. | porn worn | ||
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Describes someone who has watched too much porn and cannot be satisfied. My boyfriend watches porn all the time and he won't even look at me. What is wrong with him?
He must be porn worn and it will take a porn star to get him off. |
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| 3. | The Contest | ||
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A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered. "Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."
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| 4. | Internet work-out | ||
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To masturbate to internet porn
To engage in a "digital session" 1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!
Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore! 2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink. Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead |
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| 5. | Masturbation Day | ||
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Holiday. On September 12th, the citizens of the Earth must masturbate twice as much as they usually do, on a daily basis, to make up for not masturbating in respect of those men and women, killed on 9/11. Joe: I feel really bad, i really need to masturbate, NOW!
Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS! |
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| 6. | Procrasturbating | ||
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To kill time by masturbating. Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...
Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating. masturbate procrastinate fap jerk off skeet |
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| 7. | Smashturbate | ||
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It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary. At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.
P "Hey mate what are you doing today?" G "SMASHTURBATING" P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare? G "Smashturbate!!!" |
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