Pages torn from the quran that don't say somthing about killing the infidels. These pages are used as butt wipe by a muslim, because a non-muslim would'nt wipe his butt with this book.
Momar, hand me a handful of muslim-butt-wipe. This copy of the quran is used up.
How muslims clean their butt after they shit, by using their bare hands and digging their finger down in their crack to knock off the dingleberries. Done with the left hand only.
That is so disgusting, I was out of toilet paper so I had to do a Muslim-Butt-Wipe. Remind me to double wash my hands!!