A suicidal, smelly, 50 wives having, billionaire, long ass beard, america hating, western hemisphere hating person that inhabits the middle east or in some parts of the world
Hey dude, i saw this guy on tv with like 50 hoes around him, chanting F*** America, threatening to bomb the sears tower right from his mansion, ha stupid-ass muslim
by DirtySouthTexas November 21, 2011
A religion of peace that is gravely misunderstood by non-muslims and muslims (extremists) alike.
Muslim: It is okay to blow up people if they are infidels.

Non-muslim: The muslims all want tp kill us.
by Complex Guy December 27, 2010
Member of a smug group of people who smell very similar to their own feces. These muslims, also known as colossal walking turds, do not use toilet paper, instead wiping their ass with their bare hand while claiming this is much cleaner than toilet paper. Muslims are often found blowing up buildings in America and speaking highly of their home in the Middle East, even though they would have stayed there if it were so great to begin with. Muslims are nothing more than the crap that comes out your ass, or the crap that comes out of Glenn Beck's mouth. They are worthless.
That muslim sure does smell like crap.
by theman222222 February 12, 2011
Something ignorant racist teabaggers call Obama because it's politically incorrect to call him the N-word these days
I can't believe our president is a nigg...Negr...darki...coo...Muslim!
by rtv0587 January 29, 2011
A tired, abused soul. Goes to high school daily with the fear of being called terrorist. His/her religion teaches the notion of religious and ethnic tolerance, so this person sits quietly and takes it as the entire class tells this person to go back to their country.

Takes the blame for 9/11 and other bombings, and is easily a target for bullies. Has never seen and/or held a gun, let alone a bomb.

Is hesitant to reveal his ethnicity or religion when asked by the teacher.

Arabic is the universal language for Muslims, just like Latin is the mother language of Christianity. After years of trying to learn the difficult language, this person is persecuted for sounding "like a terrorist" when he prays.

Idiots tell this person to go praise "Allah," when really they are unaware that Allah is Arabic for God, the same God that monotheists pray to.

This person stays true to his religion, no drinking, no gambling, and no eating pork, even when it's the only thing being served in the cafeteria.

This person has tolerated numerous persecutions and insults popularized by the media.

This person has to pay the price daily, for what a radical pseudo-intellectual nauratic named Osama Bin Laden and his group did in the name of their religion.

This person is abhorred by the entire country for his religion, and he has no shame in it.
Yes, I am a Muslim, so what?!
by J.maz November 06, 2010
A highly misunderstood religion that ill-informed people constantly make fun of.

Some of the nicest people I know are Muslims. They went to Africa for 2 years building houses for orphans, not bombing.

The Muslim 'terrorists' are twisted extremists, who twist the words of the Koran, their religion's holy book, to feed their own anger towards the world. This is a tiny fraction of the religion, and it is not fair to judge all of them by the actions of a select few extremists.

Whether you may accept it or not, every religion has its group of extremists. Hitler was raised Catholic. Does this mean that all Catholic men are going to pillage and burn millions of people? No. A Christian shot up a Unitarian Universalist church. Does this mean that all Christians are secretly planning to kill everyone who doesn't believe what they do? No. It doesn't.

And the phrase "All Muslims are not terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims," this is 50% untrue. All Muslims are not terrorists. Yes, there are certainly some Muslim extremists who should be punished for their hateful acts, but, again, not all Muslims are terrorists. Only the select few who ARE should be punished. And "All terrorists are Muslims?" Whatever uneducated person thought of this did not do their research. There are lots of religions that have their religious extremists that blow up or shoot up places.

Islam is the most prominent religion in the world, so it makes sense that Islam's extremists should be the most. Think.

Me: Just because some Muslims want violence, it doesn't mean all of them do. By you demanding death to some innocent people, aren't you just as bad? Yes, some are terrorists. But this amount is so small it's unreal. Their voices are just the loudest.

Ignorant person: Ooh. Ok.
by thinkaboutittt October 12, 2010
1. A follower of the religion of Islam (submission to God, peace).

2. One who submits to Allah (God in Arabic).

3. Follows the pillars of Islam (believing in God and his Prophets, praying, fasting, giving charity, and performing pilgrimage to Makkah)

4. A person who believes in God, his angels, his books, his prophets, the last day, the hell fire)

5. One who gives charity to the poor, prays, seeks refuge from evil and the devil, respects mankind, does not let his neighbor go hungry, cares for the elderly, refrains from drinking, backbiting, and evil deeds

6. One who follows the commands of God that are revealed in the Quran and the teachings of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) and his preceding Prophets (Adam, Jesus, Moses, Solomon, Jonah, etc)

7. One of the 6 major collections of the sayings of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).
Muslims pray 5 times a day.

"A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity." (Muslim)

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: "Do
you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is keeping peace and good relations between people, as quarrels and bad feelings destroy mankind." (Muslims & Bukhari)

‎"Allah does not look at your appearance or
your possessions; but He looks at your heart and your deeds." (Abu Huraira: Muslim)
by obas October 21, 2010

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