Muslims are people who follow the monotheistic religion of Islam. They are not a satanic cult that want to wipe Christianity and Judaism off this planet, no. Instead, they are normal, peaceful people just like everyone else who wake up, drink coffee, go to work, spend time with family. These are the REAL Muslims. FAKE Muslims are those assholes who brainwash young guys to blow shit up (Osama). Those guys just happen to be terrorists, and same goes for the assholes blowing stuff up in the 90s, those guys just happen to be white. I'm not trying to turn you against anybody, so don't go and somehow tie bad stuff with me. What people say about the Quran, the holy book of Islam, is not true at all. First off, over three fourths of them don't even know what the fuck the Quran says, and looks up translations from the Internet, which is also filled with bullshit about Islam. Come to think of it, those terrorists are like the rednecks of America, they are unedumacated, they always blow something up, and they have the worst accent in their languages. If you hear a normal Arabian girl, say in Dubai, talk, there is a 99.99% chance you will jizz your pants. Same with a normal American girl, you hear them talk, you jizz your pants (I don't know about you, but I'm a sucker for voices). But anyways, yeah, that's pretty much what you need to know. Lets summarize this shit, Muslims are not all terrorists, just like all other races.
White guy: Hey dude look at that Muslim over there, lets stay away from him.
Black guy: MAH SHUTCHO ASS UP YOU DUMBASS CRACKA ASS MUTHAFUCKA!!!
White guy 2: Yeah man, seriously, those guys are cool as shit, just talk to them for a while.
Brown guy: Im used to this bro.
Asian guy: I berieve that from our position, China is exactly 45* West of us.
by Lover of All 69 April 29, 2013
A misunderstood religion. People just see whats on T.V. and accept it. Muslims are SUPPOSED to be all about peace and being respectful to other religions. Kind of like how the Jews and Muslims lived in harmony. They also are supposed to be about peace. Hence the word "Islam" meaning peace. Terror and Islam contradict each other. Sadly Muslims today are portrayed as blood thirsty, womanizing animals. Which is totally against the religion of Islam. The Americans did a good job making this whole religion of peace look bad.
Muslims are the cause of 911. Proof?
by TruthSeeker416 April 09, 2013
A suicidal, smelly, 50 wives having, billionaire, long ass beard, america hating, western hemisphere hating person that inhabits the middle east or in some parts of the world
Hey dude, i saw this guy on tv with like 50 hoes around him, chanting F*** America, threatening to bomb the sears tower right from his mansion, ha stupid-ass muslim
by DirtySouthTexas November 21, 2011
People who Pray 5 times a day ,respect other religions and welcome ethnic diversity .Treat people with respect even if people don't show respect.

Submission to Allah(God), Forgive Mankind, Live with Peace ,Humbleness, and Harmony
Look up the Bio of these true examples of muslims.

Prophet Muhammed PBU
Abu baker Al sedeq RA
Umar Ibn Al Khatab RA
Othman ibn Afan RA
Ali Ibn Abi Taleb RA
Bilal ibn rbah RA
Hassan and Hussien RA
by just a human creature November 05, 2013
Muslims are some of the greatest people you will ever meet, no matter what people say MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORISTS. They BELIVE in peace and equality if your going to hate on Muslims do your research and also many of the posts her shay that Muslims are smelly NO OK LISTEN Muslims wash their feet five times a day to be pure in front of their lord. They go through a series of actions with water to purify them-self to make the. To the highest standees for their lord. What about you? How many times do you make sure your 1oo% pure.
Muslims also respect other religions of corse every religion has a few black sheep but Muslims are amazing friendly people,
Wow Muslims are great
by Wordsofwisdom453 June 16, 2014
A muslim is a devotee of God. Not a terrorist or cause any harm. Terrorists known as muslims are preferably non-muslim fakes or people who just want to ruin the name of the religion. It was predicted in the holy Koran( the book of the Islamic religion) that in the future, when the worlds's end is nearing, a demon called Dajjal with rise to the face of earth. Before his arrival, tiny round shaped people will appear and try to kill all humans. Jesus(Esa PBUH) will appear and help all muslims defeat the evil. After wards, all humans will become muslim and the age of intelligence will begin. Try this, if these predictions are true, you will also believe that muslims are pure of heart and do not intend on harming anyone. Muslims follow the book provided by god, Allah. Christianity evolved from Islam, when Jesus was thought to be killed on the cross. We suggest you try to read and understand the Koran first before you accuse all muslims as wrong do-ers.
by Bananaeatingmuslim:3 May 02, 2013
All of you have it totally wrong. Please realize that only a small minority of the muslim population on this planet are radical muslims while the vast majority of them are moderate. Most Muslims don't hate Christians or Jews and are not terrorists. And if you think for one second that all Muslims are terrorists or that they all hate Jews and Christians you're an ignorant nazi fat fascist shit for brains. I'd like you all to know that there are radical fundamentalist Muslims who opress women and swear to wipe America and Israel off the face of the Earth. But at the same time, there are also radical fundamentalist Christians and Jews. Chassidic Jews are quite radical. They are very hypocritical in the sense that they think that they are superior to everyone else just because they are Jewish which is basically what the Nazis did. the Nazis believed that they were biologically superior to everyone else and that is exactly what some Jewish people think, especially Chassidic Jews. So basically they would be Neo-Nazis accept for the fact that they are Jewish. Keep in mind also that almost all of the Muslims who live in America today came here to escape political corruption and the radical views of some muslims. Not so they can force their beliefs onto everyone or destroy America. So think twice before you descriminate against Muslim Americans. And no, I myself am not Muslim. I am actually Orthodox Jewish.
I am muslim and live in Iran. I don't feel comfortable with our political leaders. They are very corrupt, and they force radical muslims beliefs onto everyone and encourage the minimization of women and give hate speach about Christians and Jews. This place is infested with hate and terrorism, so I choose to move to America. The political situation here is much more stable, it is much safer, women are not degraded and raped, homosexuals are not killed by hate groups, I am free to worship as I please and I appreciate the fact that here in America, radical Islam is not encouraged and I am allowed to be a moderate Muslim.
by 8===D----(l) April 19, 2011

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