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A muslim is someone who practices islam. nothing more than that. islam is a monotheistic (1 god) religion that (believe it or not) incluedes many stories from the bible and the torah. It is believed that Allah (God) sent 4 books. the 1st 1 i 4get the name, but itz 4 the Janeists, then the torah 4 the Jews, then the bible 4 christians, then quran 4 muslims. suicide is sin and jihad is only if some1 else is trying 2 hurt u and ur religion 1st. hurting women and children is not permitted. I am a muslim, but a regular girl too. I go to public school, take stupid pics w/ bffs, throw parties or go to them, i complain about midterms and finals, i luagh at fart jokes, or any other joke really, i laugh at nigahiga & charlie the unicorn, and i <3 kitties!!!!! sum muslims choose 2 wear hijabs (i dont), its only a choice, but it doesnt mean ur less than a man or a terrorist. islam preaches for women to respect men and men to respect women equally. (this is a story said in my own words, not the qurans) our prophet, prophet muhammad once stopped at a jewish funeral 2 pay his respects. sum dude wuz like "yo muhammad, u do realize that dudes jewish" muhammad wuz all like "he is still a human being." I luv all ppl but cry my eyes out at nite 2 c ppl r still badmouthing my religion and more ppl agree than disagree.
I am a practicig muslim myself living in america and has dreams of being on broadway. I <3 splish splash, churros, kitties, and my bffs (christian/jewish/hindu/other bffs 2!!!!)
by nuthead678 January 12, 2011
 
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Somebody who goes to live in other peoples countries but refuses to integrate with or tolerate their way of life. At the same time they demand we tolerate them and make all the changes to accomodate their stoneage way of life.

Not all muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are muslims.

Great Britain - Love it or leave it.
(parasite of a state)
 
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A form of lemming prone to spontaneous combustion.
Dude, did you see the crater that zany muslim left?
by TheSupremeBeing November 23, 2007
 
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Half of the population of Michigan state!
Dearborn = 100% Muslim city!
by Dan August 07, 2003
 
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Contrary to popular belief not all Muslims are Terrorists..




...But all Terrorists are Muslims!
by Kimithylee dot com October 29, 2008
 
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A major religious group, one of the three Semitic religions. Believes in complete subjugation to god, and that the Koran is the immutable revealed truth which shall be for all time to come.

Unfortunately, a large section of muslims take this to mean that the Koran, being of god, shall prevail over all laws of man. For example, they believe that democracy is the law of people, not god, and so it is not for the devout muslim. Further, the contents of the Koran (evolved several hundred years back in a nomadic, warlike, women-suppressing community) are believed to be equally valid now.
Thus, it is extremely hard to find a truly democratic Muslim-majority country (perhaps Turkey is an exception). In consequence, most islamic countries are dogged by theocracy, civil war, decimation of minorities (look at the plight of hindus in Pakistan and Bangladesh) or more recently, the killing of most pigs in Egypt, ostensibly in the name of H1N1, but really because the pig-growers were all coptic christians.

In countries where islam is dominant, there is war between factions or between secularists and islamists. In the countries where they are minorities, they have problems with the majority community (no matter which community this is--look at Mindanao, where one of the most pacific people, the Philippinos, are finding it difficult to coexist because of the Abu Salem group).
by Nissanga_the_Pacifist July 23, 2009
 
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Follower of a pervert religion, Islam, founded by a pedophile mass-murdering epileptic named Mohammed.

Present-day Muslims lead the world in the production of pee-stained sheets in which they wrap themselves and their ugly women, and in dynamite belts they use to blow themselves up in pizza parlors.

Islam is NOT a religion of peace: it means "submission." It preaches peace only to OTHER Muslims. It teaches that you must make war on all other religions. It allows Christians and Jews to live only as second-class citizens (must pay jyzia tax) but it calls for beheading all others, including Buddhists and Hindus.

All religions have extremists, and some posters have pointed out the KKK. But the KKK was a long time ago. The KKK dis not blow up buildings and airplanes all accross the world even when it was active. Islam is currently waging terror war (i.e., deliberately targets only civilians) in: Thailand, East Timor, Phillipines, Chechnya, Jammu-Kashmir, Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon, Israel, Nigeria, Sudan, and I can keep going. The preferred method of war for the Muslim is to attack women and children and to assassinate opponents in dark streetcorners at night. Otherwise, Islam has never really won a conventional war against armies, even in its history.

All of the quotations in the first guy's post are true, read the Koran! It is a pervert book.
Muslim, a follower of Islam, not the religion of peace, but of pieces, as in "you will become a Muslim or we will blow you to pieces."
by truthteller1000 July 22, 2006
 
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run away ahhhhhhhhh hes got a strap-on bomb! <8~0
muslim: INFIDEL boom
by Ollie? September 03, 2008