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A muslim is my daughter, my lawyer, my roommate, my favourite prof, my bus driver, my best friend. They laugh and cry, they write and play, they apologise and say thank you, they fall and grow and pray and do almost everything just like us. Sometimes they have good days and sometimes they have bad days, some love us and some hate us. They speak every language, and every dialect. They are mixed with every race and may be part of your genome. They are fat and make fun of thin people or are thin and make fun of fat people, or tall or short or masculine or feminine. They have pets, but believe dogs should be outside. They eat samoosas and duck a l'orange. They are humans and souls just like us and the only difference is they believe in something that may be strange to us, but heck we are strange to others too, so blessed are the strangers!
Doug Stanley: I dont believe in anything.

Muhammad Abdul Ali: A Muslim is one who accepts God as the truth, a truth delivered by His Prophets.

Paul Bishop: I believe in Jesus as my Savior.

Muhammad Abdul Ali: Jesus peace be upon him. Mind passing the potatoes?

Paul Bishop: Sorry, I meant Jesus as God the son of God, not a prophet. We differ on that.

Muhammad Abdul Ali: We sure do! But this steak is delicious! You should try some!

Doug Stanley: Agreed. Deliciousness.
by monkeydrops October 26, 2010
 
1.
Somebody who goes to live in other peoples countries but refuses to integrate with or tolerate their way of life. At the same time they demand we tolerate them and make all the changes to accomodate their stoneage way of life.

Not all muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are muslims.

Great Britain - Love it or leave it.
(parasite of a state)
 
2.
A form of lemming prone to spontaneous combustion.
Dude, did you see the crater that zany muslim left?
by TheSupremeBeing November 23, 2007
 
3.
Half of the population of Michigan state!
Dearborn = 100% Muslim city!
by Dan August 07, 2003
 
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Contrary to popular belief not all Muslims are Terrorists..




...But all Terrorists are Muslims!
by Kimithylee dot com October 29, 2008
 
5.
A major religious group, one of the three Semitic religions. Believes in complete subjugation to god, and that the Koran is the immutable revealed truth which shall be for all time to come.

Unfortunately, a large section of muslims take this to mean that the Koran, being of god, shall prevail over all laws of man. For example, they believe that democracy is the law of people, not god, and so it is not for the devout muslim. Further, the contents of the Koran (evolved several hundred years back in a nomadic, warlike, women-suppressing community) are believed to be equally valid now.
Thus, it is extremely hard to find a truly democratic Muslim-majority country (perhaps Turkey is an exception). In consequence, most islamic countries are dogged by theocracy, civil war, decimation of minorities (look at the plight of hindus in Pakistan and Bangladesh) or more recently, the killing of most pigs in Egypt, ostensibly in the name of H1N1, but really because the pig-growers were all coptic christians.

In countries where islam is dominant, there is war between factions or between secularists and islamists. In the countries where they are minorities, they have problems with the majority community (no matter which community this is--look at Mindanao, where one of the most pacific people, the Philippinos, are finding it difficult to coexist because of the Abu Salem group).
by Nissanga_the_Pacifist July 23, 2009
 
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possibly an acrinim for: Must Use Something Lethal In Massacre!
many a massacre in the world today. many performed by a muslim
by harray shipmonay March 14, 2008
 
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A muslim is a religious fanatic who blows himself up in his quest for 72 virgins.
Any non-muslim is an 'infidel' to him and so it is his primary duty to kill the infidel, meaning you and me.
They live in the stone-age, travel on donkeys and camels and eat raw meat.

Muslims will always play the 'grossly misrepresented' card to win over your sympathy so you don't kick them out of your country. This will help them work and send money back to their terrorist brethren in Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

They will always insist that Islam is a religion of peace but will never explain why all terrorists are muslims. Women are an object of men, shrink wrapped in burqas and veils and are frequently punished by way of public flogging and gang-rapes.

Beheading is the most preferred way of punishment and they're particularly fond of Americans, so you're always welcome to muslim nations.
Muhammad was a pedophile who consummated his marriage to a girl names Aisha when she was 9, following her first menstruation.

He kept this up by later fornicating camels and goats and other such animals in the desert.

Koran is inflammatory material that fuels hatred in the minds of Muslims and should be desecrated in the name of humanity.

Every Muslim should be wiped off the face of the earth.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PEACEFUL MUSLIM?
THEY ALWAYS WANT TO BE THE THORN IN YOUR FLESH!
THINK ABOUT IT.
by Stars N Stripes June 30, 2009