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Muslim is an arabic word meaning ( submiter ) as in the one who submitted him self to God.

He must do the follwoing or is not considered a muslim:

1.Shahadah (Testimony of Faith)
The first pillar of Islam is to believe and declare the faith by saying the Shahadah (lit. 'witness'), known as the Kalimah.

2.Salah (Daily Ritual Prayers)
Prayer (Salah), in the sense of worship, is the second pillar of Islam. Prayer is obligatory and must be performed five times a day. These five times are dawn (Fajr), immediately after noon (Dhuhr), mid-afternoon ('Asr), sunset (Maghrib), and early night (Isha').

3.Sawm (Fasting the Month of Ramadhan)
The fourth pillar of Islam is fasting. Allah prescribes daily fasting for all able, adult Muslims during the whole of the month of Ramadan, the ninth month of the lunar calendar, beginning with the sighting of the new moon.

4.Zakah (Alms Tax for Poor)
The third pillar of Islam is the alms-tax (Zakah). The word in Arabic implies "purification" and it is understood to mean that a person "purifies" his holdings of wealth from greed and stinginess.

5.Hajj (Pilgrimage to Mecca)
The fifth pillar of Islam is to make a pilgrimage (Hajj) to Makkah, in Saudi Arabia, at least once in one's lifetime. This pillar is obligatory for every Muslim, male or female, provided that he/she is physically and financially able to do so.

also a muslim should beleave in:

1. ALLAH as in God
2. His angels
3. Books Qur'an , bible , torah ...ETC
4. prophets over 100 prophets including Jesus , mosses Muhhamad Peace be upon them all
5. Day of judgment.
6. Predestination.

prenounce muslim as Mu-z-lim but mus-lim.
I think i want to become a muslim .
by I Qabandi I August 27, 2006
 
1.
Somebody who goes to live in other peoples countries but refuses to integrate with or tolerate their way of life. At the same time they demand we tolerate them and make all the changes to accomodate their stoneage way of life.

Not all muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are muslims.

Great Britain - Love it or leave it.
(parasite of a state)
 
2.
A form of lemming prone to spontaneous combustion.
Dude, did you see the crater that zany muslim left?
by TheSupremeBeing November 23, 2007
 
3.
Half of the population of Michigan state!
Dearborn = 100% Muslim city!
by Dan August 07, 2003
 
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A major religious group, one of the three Semitic religions. Believes in complete subjugation to god, and that the Koran is the immutable revealed truth which shall be for all time to come.

Unfortunately, a large section of muslims take this to mean that the Koran, being of god, shall prevail over all laws of man. For example, they believe that democracy is the law of people, not god, and so it is not for the devout muslim. Further, the contents of the Koran (evolved several hundred years back in a nomadic, warlike, women-suppressing community) are believed to be equally valid now.
Thus, it is extremely hard to find a truly democratic Muslim-majority country (perhaps Turkey is an exception). In consequence, most islamic countries are dogged by theocracy, civil war, decimation of minorities (look at the plight of hindus in Pakistan and Bangladesh) or more recently, the killing of most pigs in Egypt, ostensibly in the name of H1N1, but really because the pig-growers were all coptic christians.

In countries where islam is dominant, there is war between factions or between secularists and islamists. In the countries where they are minorities, they have problems with the majority community (no matter which community this is--look at Mindanao, where one of the most pacific people, the Philippinos, are finding it difficult to coexist because of the Abu Salem group).
by Nissanga_the_Pacifist July 23, 2009
 
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Contrary to popular belief not all Muslims are Terrorists..




...But all Terrorists are Muslims!
by Kimithylee dot com October 29, 2008
 
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usually sombody who enters a country to try and change the way it works. They wear their ninja suits... sorry i mean bed sheets into schools and refuse to take them off to look like a normal human being.
Not every muslim is a terrorist but pretty much every terrorist is muslim
They take everything as racist...for example;
paki muslim "hey honkey craka"
white man " hey paki terrorist"
paki muslim " you are racist"
white man " you called me a honkey"

white man gets proscecuted.
by mpil November 22, 2007
 
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A muslim is a religious fanatic who blows himself up in his quest for 72 virgins.
Any non-muslim is an 'infidel' to him and so it is his primary duty to kill the infidel, meaning you and me.
They live in the stone-age, travel on donkeys and camels and eat raw meat.

Muslims will always play the 'grossly misrepresented' card to win over your sympathy so you don't kick them out of your country. This will help them work and send money back to their terrorist brethren in Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

They will always insist that Islam is a religion of peace but will never explain why all terrorists are muslims. Women are an object of men, shrink wrapped in burqas and veils and are frequently punished by way of public flogging and gang-rapes.

Beheading is the most preferred way of punishment and they're particularly fond of Americans, so you're always welcome to muslim nations.
Muhammad was a pedophile who consummated his marriage to a girl names Aisha when she was 9, following her first menstruation.

He kept this up by later fornicating camels and goats and other such animals in the desert.

Koran is inflammatory material that fuels hatred in the minds of Muslims and should be desecrated in the name of humanity.

Every Muslim should be wiped off the face of the earth.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PEACEFUL MUSLIM?
THEY ALWAYS WANT TO BE THE THORN IN YOUR FLESH!
THINK ABOUT IT.
by Stars N Stripes June 30, 2009