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1: A follower of the Islamic Religion, which, despite constant racism, produced some of the greatest minds of the ancient world. If only it were true now...
2: A narrowminded hypocrite. Due to the unwavering hatred of other religions because the Qur'an (supposedly) said so, while they don't even check if their sources are accurate.
3: (slang) A terrorist, mostly used by the large denominations of American Christians so far right that they fall of the page.
And I'm a Jew, I'm friends with a muslim,(Which goes directly against the Qur'an) and he doesn't blindly follow his religions Holy Book like SOME people. *coughcoughCatholicscoughcough*
1: No matter how much you claim to hate them, do you even know ONE thing about Islam?
2: The Qur'an states that you shouldn't be friends with Christians and Jews, because they are friends with each other. THIS IS BS! Christians regularly persecute Jews, and even other Christians. SHUT THE HELL UP!! Why can't you be more progressive with your religion?!
3: Alan:"Hey, some muslim bastard just blew up the City Hall!"
Me:"Excuse me, but why does he have to be muslim? Is it because you're so narrowminded that you can't accept the fact that there are some good muslim people in the world? Because that kind of discrimination is the same exact thing that they direct towards us, y'know.
Alan shuts up.
by Captain Flan April 17, 2006
 
1.
Somebody who goes to live in other peoples countries but refuses to integrate with or tolerate their way of life. At the same time they demand we tolerate them and make all the changes to accomodate their stoneage way of life.

Not all muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are muslims.

Great Britain - Love it or leave it.
(parasite of a state)
 
2.
A form of lemming prone to spontaneous combustion.
Dude, did you see the crater that zany muslim left?
by TheSupremeBeing November 23, 2007
 
3.
Half of the population of Michigan state!
Dearborn = 100% Muslim city!
by Dan August 07, 2003
 
4.
A major religious group, one of the three Semitic religions. Believes in complete subjugation to god, and that the Koran is the immutable revealed truth which shall be for all time to come.

Unfortunately, a large section of muslims take this to mean that the Koran, being of god, shall prevail over all laws of man. For example, they believe that democracy is the law of people, not god, and so it is not for the devout muslim. Further, the contents of the Koran (evolved several hundred years back in a nomadic, warlike, women-suppressing community) are believed to be equally valid now.
Thus, it is extremely hard to find a truly democratic Muslim-majority country (perhaps Turkey is an exception). In consequence, most islamic countries are dogged by theocracy, civil war, decimation of minorities (look at the plight of hindus in Pakistan and Bangladesh) or more recently, the killing of most pigs in Egypt, ostensibly in the name of H1N1, but really because the pig-growers were all coptic christians.

In countries where islam is dominant, there is war between factions or between secularists and islamists. In the countries where they are minorities, they have problems with the majority community (no matter which community this is--look at Mindanao, where one of the most pacific people, the Philippinos, are finding it difficult to coexist because of the Abu Salem group).
by Nissanga_the_Pacifist July 23, 2009
 
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Contrary to popular belief not all Muslims are Terrorists..




...But all Terrorists are Muslims!
by Kimithylee dot com October 29, 2008
 
6.
usually sombody who enters a country to try and change the way it works. They wear their ninja suits... sorry i mean bed sheets into schools and refuse to take them off to look like a normal human being.
Not every muslim is a terrorist but pretty much every terrorist is muslim
They take everything as racist...for example;
paki muslim "hey honkey craka"
white man " hey paki terrorist"
paki muslim " you are racist"
white man " you called me a honkey"

white man gets proscecuted.
by mpil November 22, 2007
 
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Muslims are crazy haters, of Jews, of Christians and of Hindus and of everyone who is not a Muslim. Of course they deny that on TV but what when they march in the streets they show their true colors and hatred. And they get violent and destructive whenever they get a chance which is whenever they are in large groups.

Muslims say they stand for peace but their mostly invest their energies intimidating and killing people who do not agree with them and they are consistently seen marching in the street railing against freedom of speech, democracy and human rights of women.

Muslims like to make all sorts of false claims about scientific discoveries but what they don't tell you is that they stole the discoveries from Hindus, Christians, Jews or Persians . If they were so clever then why is the Middle East so backwards and poor and why have Muslims not invented anything in the past thousand years? And why do Muslims kill anyone who thinks for themselves? The reason is because Islam is anti science, they only want you to believe what the Koran says and if you say its not true then they go into a rage and try to kill you.
Muslim are not happy people. Muslims are extremely annoying cause they do nothing but lie and twist facts around to try to make Islam appear good and everything thing else seem bad, so its nearly impossible to have a decent conversation with a Muslim without getting exasperated by the insanity of what they are saying.
by Scholar of Islam October 03, 2006