How muslims clean their butt after they shit, by using their bare hands and digging their finger down in their crack to knock off the dingleberries. Done with the left hand only.

Pages torn from the quran that don't say somthing about killing the infidels. These pages are used as butt wipe by a muslim, because a non-muslim would'nt wipe his butt with this book.

Muslims are people that live in the middle east. It is very easy to spot a muslim because they have a towel on their head. One reason Muslims wear a rag on their head is because that’s a good place to carry explosives. All muslims are loony tunes, not surprising because they watch cartoons like Tom & Jerry over and over for hours on end, taking time out to pray 5 times a day. Muslims smell bad because they never take a bath. Muslims have camels, this leads to them being called Camel Jockeys. Camels smell almost as bad as muslims. No one is sure what muslims eats to survive. No one is sure what a camel eats to survive. Very easy to remember a muslims name, because they are all named Mohammad, muslims don’t like to put much thought into choosing names for their kids, muslims are simple people. Muslims are mad all the time, Muslims are mad because they never eat meat, and their women are so ugly. This proves the theory that if you do not eat meat you will be very ugly and mad. I guess they found out years ago that camel meat taste terrible. Camels like to spit on Mohammed. Usually the only bath Mohammed gets is the camel spit. Mohammed has his towel handy to dry off with, so the towel on his head is extremely practical. Mohammed dislikes Christians and Jews, they are constantly thinking up ways to do away with Christians & Jews. A really dumb muslim even had a bomb in his shoe that he was going to blow up an airplane with, but dumb Mohammed forgot to put a fuse to the bomb, h...