Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.
John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.
Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.
Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.
by Airboatgatorpark July 11, 2018
David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.
by Hobson the Muskrat September 17, 2013
by Cola2018 October 30, 2018
by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016
A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.
by RockCock555555 January 25, 2012
by pigfucker November 23, 2003
A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!
Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"
by Muskratman March 29, 2015