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Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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Someone who is like crazy into musical theater. They'll go to any musical, play, or thing having to do with theater thats in the area.
Uh leah is such a musical fruit all she does is go to musicals on the weekend!!!
by jeancarlos123 August 25, 2012
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