To smack someone in the face with a cock
I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it
by Joswa March 31, 2008
Top Definition
a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male sex whips out his extremely large penis and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the penis will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.
nick: yea bitch like my dick...LICK IT.

nick: damn bitch i said lick dont bite.


GIRL:damn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.
by nigga nick March 02, 2005
A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.
I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.
by Michael Pur September 26, 2005
in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
by seamus October 09, 2003
I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.
by J April 22, 2004
When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.
God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.
by Charlie Chuckles June 08, 2005
To slap someone in the face with the tip of your dick, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your dick.
Man i mushroom tattooed that bitch while she was sleeping!
by Mushr. October 24, 2007

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