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1.
a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap
Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!
by Nicky Jim October 06, 2008
 
2.
to slap with dick
by Anonymous August 07, 2003