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The act of punching someone in the face with the tip of your dick (the mushroom). Most effective while fully erect and pulling back on the head to create tension and releasing. This will leave a "mushroom print" if done correctly.
The hooker who was blowing me kept looking up so i gave her a mushroom punch.
by LiquidShadow8 April 05, 2006

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