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shitaki mushrafuck

(when you drop your phone off a balcony and watch it land face first)

SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
shitaki mushrafuck by zooknookie August 16, 2019

musharaf 

derived from the current Pakistani premier, considered my many to be the biggest assh0le ever.

Alternate spelling: musharraf
Man, stop being a musharraf.
musharaf by anithinks January 5, 2005

Musharraf Special 

An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in Pakistan wherein prison inmates awaken with light bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under sedation and without consent.
I was jailed in Pakistan for showing some ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.

musharaf 

sabse bada harami
musharaf by xxx October 6, 2003

mushaffa 

a girl who is beautiful and rox
mushaffa is the best
mushaffa by Muarrif October 30, 2006

musharafic 

mu·shar.ra·fic
adj.

the property or ability to take decisive and prolifc actions.
the quality to take decisions on time.
he takes decisions in no time, he has a musharafic stance.
musharafic by Kazmi June 9, 2011