An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in
Pakistan wherein prison inmates awaken with
light bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under sedation and without
consent.
I was jailed in
Pakistan for showing some ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my
ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf
Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.