Muscoed 

To be knocked out quickly or killed swiftly during battle.
Alternate definition: A severe midlife crisis.

Dude, you just got muscoed.
Alternate example: I am forty years old and am going through a really tough musco.

Muscoed by Bobbymac52983 September 8, 2006

muscoy 

Muscoy California is a mix of a ranch and the hood, it’s only where the real niggas of San Bernardino stay. It’s where most of the plugs stay at.if u live in Muscoy u definitely sell or buy drugs. [e-mail]

Muscoy is a town in San Bernardino

muscoy by 909.eddie November 26, 2020

muscot 

Pronounced "MUH-ss-kit" ~ Derogatory term for a big muscular douche active health nut calorie exorcist that thinks he or she is "fit" and that everyone else "unfit" is only worthy of being patronized and bashed. Even if you are average-weighted, muscots still consider you "fat" if you have any trace of stomach left and no "tone" in your upper arms and chest. Muscots on dating sites will sometimes brag how DDF (Drug & Disease-Free) and " opposed to partying" they supposedly are, but like religious hypocrites, muscots oftentimes turn out to be heavy drinkers of beer and liquor and party druggers themselves munching down the very pizza and fries that they lecture everyone for enjoying. Can also be spelled "muskit," "muscot," or "musscott," or "muscuit" ~ Alternative term: "Muscularian" ~ Name of the Muscuit's Disease: "Muscularia"

Hide the McDonald's bags; the muscots are about to come around, and I don't feel like debating health and lifestyle tonight.

muscot by Quantum Singularity April 23, 2015

muscoda 

A small town in south-west Wisconsin full of self-righteous, inbred, redneck hicks.

Have you been to Muscoda lately? I could feel my IQ lowering the longer I stayed there.

muscoda by Volcanic Cat April 16, 2016

muscolyritosis 

A disease that causes a break down in the central nervous system resulting in occasional muscle spasms. In rare cases indecent exposure been reported of the female variety.

i have the disease muscolyritosis.
b/c of muscolyritosis that girl is now topless

muscolyritosis by late_night_thinker August 21, 2009

Muscoobs 

Term for a mans chest, when he is toned and does not have moobs. Instead it is muscle, and is therefore known as muscoobs.

Girl: "wow that guy has some nice muscoobs! What a hottie!"
Guy: "I have been hittin the gym lately, and I've got muscoobs to prove it!"

Muscoobs by Vball4ever November 20, 2010

muscadime 

a type of grape found mostly in the southern states that has a thick skin and can range in color from bronze to purple to black

We have enough muscadimes this year to fill ten jars of muscadime jam

muscadime by Jamerson Kinsley May 10, 2008