traditionnel musette 

a stereotypic french song that has been used in Google Translate memes of celebrities by English to French, followed by an photoshopped image of a person with a baguette and a beret next to the eiffel tower.

some french songs may change depending on celebrity

English Google Translate: pewdiepie
French Google Translate: pewdiypieeeeeeh
*traditionnel musette plays*

traditionnel musette by MC V-Dawg August 9, 2020

Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.

"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."

Pwoper Muser by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012

Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.

Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!

Museum Nemesis by Danno81 June 8, 2010

micky-muse 

A male muse.
A male (possibly named Michael, Mike, Mick, Micky or Mickey) who inspires a woman in an uncharacteristic or unusual way.
May convince her to participate in an activity solely to please or satisfy him; a Micky Muse is a creative influence or stimulus.

With his power of persuasion, her Micky-Muse prompted her to dance on the pole wearing only leopard print whore shoes and tassels.

micky-muse by xxxsecretg September 19, 2006

cost of the muse 

Poets are more likely to die young that any other type of writer. From Kaufman (2003). Received a lot of publicity in media in April, May, 2004. Also associated with the Sylvia Plath Effect.

Among the reasons for the cost of the muse is the fact that poets peak earlier.

cost of the muse by pandora June 14, 2004

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum 

A museum in Michigan which is dedicated to displaying a variety of animatronics and other coin-operated machines. It was originally owned by the late Marvin Yagoda, until he died just after New Year's of 2017, when ownership was transferred to his son, Jeremy Yagoda. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the museum was forced to shut down temporarily, until Michigan reaches Phase 5 of containment, and was faced with financial trouble due to maintenance on the machines, but thanks to a GoFundMe, they were able to remain afloat. Though Marvin died in 2017, he is attributed with the quotations "Wouldn’t the world be better off if we took nonsense more seriously?", and "Don’t use time or words carelessly; neither can be retrieved".

Furthermore, the "fabloo" band known as "Tally Hall" created an album named after Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, and Marvin himself appeared in an episode of the Tally Hall internet show

Person 1: I heard there's this one place with some sort of weird robots and stuff down on Orchard Lake Road, called Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. Anyone wanna come with me?

Person 2: Sure, I think I heard some neat stuff about it online

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum by Smegma Muncher July 12, 2021

Muneeb 

Muneeb has a very kind-hearted personality, especially towards those who are close to him. He's not only good looking but has a strong determination towards what he wants. He is strong and will fight for what's right. Although he can be egoistic at times but he will always want the best for others and will never hurt anyone intentionally. One quality for a Muneeb is that he is hardworking and lazy at the same time. One day he will find someone that loves him as much as he loves her. He will tend to give up at times but there will always be someone there to bring him back up. Plus,Muneeb has the cutest smile ^_^. He is devoted to god and cares for his family very much. He loves his music and can be a good singer as well. They have a good dress sense and will always try to look their best. They are outgoing, however, they hate going to Malls and shopping. Muneeb can be very serious at times as well but also wouldn't mind a joke to laugh with. He will always be there for those who are upset or in need and will always cheer them up, ignoring what they are going through themselves.Muneebs are very smart and can handle situations very well <3

I love you Muneeb
Stay Happy Muneeb
Thankyew Muneeb
You Look Great Today Muneeb

Muneeb by LiveLoveLaugh123456789 October 17, 2019