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1. a Hennis, 2. an annoying little prick
"That guy that dumped all his players in our fantasy baseball league when he got his underoos in a bunch is a real murton, huh?"
by Queefer Sutherland May 10, 2006
A synonym for "small penis"
That Maddie guy dropped his pants, revealing his murton.
by Jeff Roth April 25, 2006