An STD so severe flames shoot out of the penis.
Eddie Murphey : I cant even take a piss inside my house no more, ill burn my house down.
Narrator : You got a serious case of Flamidia son.
A word used to describe the process of signing online and offline repeatedly on msn.
Onloffling can also be used
Person A: "Why the hell does murphey keep signing on and off?"
Person B: "He's got the onloffles"
|31.||Law of Shen|
Every traffic light must be red.
Every luck event must fail.
Every plan will be ruined.
Everything will go wrong.
(however, purely skill based events are excluded)
On the way to an amusement park, get stuck in traffic for over an hour, arrive at the park and wait in line to find the coaster is broken. Four times. Then lock belongings in locker and have a town-wide power outage.
~typical day thanks to the Law of Shen
"Donkey" from Shrek.
"Donkey" was a swamp ass in the first Shrek movie
The look you get when you walk into a fine looking establishment for some mellow pre-drinks and walk out at 6am missing your shoe.
Boys "Hey girls how you doin' let me make some drinks"
Girls "We got some dinner ready, lets eat"
(sharpie marker is out, thug life is on your belly)
(your wearing mini mouse ears and a girl isn't wearing pants)
(you are rolling around the floor and Queso is biting your socks)
(A girl comes home with a patio lamp)
(you start a band and smoke weed)
Girls" can you go to sevy and get pancake ingredients?"
Boys " yHAfnbasdngshjbha BRB!!!!"
____crepes and nutella_____
(we pull out the murphey and pull out couch)
(10 people sleep over)
(people leave randomly as they wake up)
your shirt is ripped and you can't find your shoe...
you got deerfaced.
|34.||The United States Navy|
In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:
On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.
Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?
Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy
Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home
This name is a privileged title for a man that cannot be hated nor rejected, he is a man that has the ability to be accepted by most people, has a high tolerance level, and can be trusted; this guy is easy to talk to and very laid back. Origin: Afrocan
Hank: Hey you see that guy over there?
Evan: Yeah he looks like a Varik, we should go talk to him