A pathetically gay phrase that andom twats, battys, and wannab gangster gimps say when they wanna be what was it.............wicked? gimps.
Person1: I'm gonna murk ya if you dont stop chatting shit!

Person 2: You gimp,
by Ben Marshall March 16, 2005
To beat or smack someone with a beanie baby.
If you don't do that I'll murk you!
by I like to chase squirrels November 24, 2009
To aggressively rape (figuratively and/or metaphorically) someone in the ass
person 1: yo fool i murked all those bitches

person 2:yo son...i murked those fools too
by Joshua Jalapeno February 28, 2008
can mean anything, but most commonly used to depict that something was barely won or done.
Created by Athens Academy class of 2012
*in ping-pong the ball hits the very corner of the table and bounces away*
"Dude, you murked me"
by Athens Academy 2012 September 03, 2007
hurtin' someone e.g fightin'
tony: "come on then you sissy"

Mike: "don't mess wit me i'll murk you blood"
by MIke-t June 04, 2006
to smoke weed.
You guys wanna murk? Lets get murked.
by kdep1432 January 25, 2009
to get at or clap, or to cut close
i murked the turn hittin a buck 80...

imma murk all yall niggaz if yall come thru again
by jgrizz September 01, 2003
To sneek a quick look at another mans cock when he is asleep. Only a man can murk/merk another man. If the murkee wakes or knows of the murk/merk then it is not a murking. The average man is murked 32 times in his life time.
The act of murking is for the murker to achieve a secret sense of empowerment over the murkee. Used by many through history to gain psychological advantage over ones competitor.
It is well documented that David murked/merked Goliath before their epic battle, only to find that Goliath was not so goliath in all departments. This is the key factor in Davids victory.
Used in everyday life to discribe an act of disgracing someone.
(v) "step back and prepare to be murked"

by Chris Swinburn May 04, 2007

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