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to remove someones face with an icecream scoop and put it in a bowl to b eaten or saved for later.
bob: "who are you"
random guy: "keeyah *scoops bobs face off* mmm delicious"
bob: "damn i just got murder muffined"
by god on earth lawl March 13, 2008
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