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The great flower mural incident of 2017 

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.
1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

Curly Murali 

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.
My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.
Curly Murali by cromedream69 February 8, 2007

Murats bball skills 

They are amazing especially his 3 pointers
Murats bball skills are insane
Murats bball skills by Mabdulah September 1, 2020

Murasama 

The Murasama is a weapon wielded by Jetstream Sam, Its A VT7 High-Frequency Blade
The Murasama is A VT7 High-Frequency Blade
Murasama by void king July 25, 2022

van mural 

The greatest American art form, a large mural found on the side of vans. Can include but is not limited to: Wolves, mountains, viking babes, and a scrawled-out name of one's band.
Guy: Saw some beautiful van mural the other day. It belongs in the Louvre, in my opinion.

Girl: I hear ya'.
van mural by me2312123 March 10, 2008

murasaki 

Kono kuruma wa murasaki desu.
murasaki by devilzukin December 1, 2003