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43.
Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.
We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
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of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me
T.M. You Muppet.

Patience... Is All It Takes....

YEAHH RIGHT!
by nomodelagency November 07, 2005
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45.
A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.
That band is a bunch of muppets!
by Martin (J) May 03, 2008
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46.
noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.
mary-kate and ashley are the biggest muppets
by ashley philp March 12, 2005
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47.
A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.
a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER
by anonymous March 04, 2003
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48.
someone who has pointy elbows
lmao ooh im a muppet
by destiny June 19, 2004
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49.
Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.
Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.
by hahaa April 09, 2003
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