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19. muppet
A loser, a person who cannot function whithout someone elses fist stuck up their ass. Also you see there lips moving but you don't believe the shit that comes out(as it comes from another person).
You are a complete and utter muppet.

I see your lips moving but I dont believe the shit that is coming out, you are such a Muppet

What does that muppet want?
1. Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet
2. muppet
a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability
what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet
by boss hog Aug 1, 2004 add a video
3. Muppet
Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !
He's a complete muppet
by Steve Mc Mar 25, 2003 add a video
4. Muppet
"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson
That explains it all
by Idiot Paranoia Aug 25, 2004 add a video
5. muppet
someone who acts like a right twat
you stupid muppet
by marie Aug 29, 2003 add a video
6. muppet
General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.
by Blackmac Oct 31, 2003 add a video
7. muppet
Noun - See >Idiot Noun
"I don't care who you use, as long as they aren't complete muppets." Harry the Hatchet, Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels, 1998
by blueeyesm Mar 22, 2004 add a video
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