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Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.
Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.
Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011
Related Words
Muling moping muking mumping muming Muning mping murping Musing muting
A common name for a cat. Usually used in the Philippines
Muning muning muninngggg~ Come here, Muning.
Muning by CristyI August 6, 2018
An action that implies sadness, drearyness.
"Her boyfriend broke up with her and she's been moping around all week"
moping by sezziwabbit May 13, 2005

cock muting 

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007

Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"
Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014

your muming 

Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
Your Muming: an activity for abusing people from a vehicle. But only people who deserve it.
your muming by Huggie Monster December 28, 2005