Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Muppet Neck 

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

Muppet Neck by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Gutter Muppet 

A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.

This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.

Gutter Muppet by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017

Muppetesque 

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013

Muneeb 

Muneeb has a very kind-hearted personality, especially towards those who are close to him. He's not only good looking but has a strong determination towards what he wants. He is strong and will fight for what's right. Although he can be egoistic at times but he will always want the best for others and will never hurt anyone intentionally. One quality for a Muneeb is that he is hardworking and lazy at the same time. One day he will find someone that loves him as much as he loves her. He will tend to give up at times but there will always be someone there to bring him back up. Plus,Muneeb has the cutest smile ^_^. He is devoted to god and cares for his family very much. He loves his music and can be a good singer as well. They have a good dress sense and will always try to look their best. They are outgoing, however, they hate going to Malls and shopping. Muneeb can be very serious at times as well but also wouldn't mind a joke to laugh with. He will always be there for those who are upset or in need and will always cheer them up, ignoring what they are going through themselves.Muneebs are very smart and can handle situations very well <3

I love you Muneeb
Stay Happy Muneeb
Thankyew Muneeb
You Look Great Today Muneeb

Muneeb by LiveLoveLaugh123456789 October 17, 2019

Closet Muppet 

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

Closet Muppet by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Baby Muppet Faced 

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

Baby Muppet Faced by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018