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munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".
I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
by scott mcgowan January 12, 2007
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to have the whole world in the palm of ur hand and then piss it all away
man he really munsoned that one
by Alex Leighton June 02, 2003
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Figure of speech. Incapable. Damned. Helpless 'up Creek without a paddle'
Being on 'a Gravy train with Biscuit Wheels', and falling off

Having your monthly record shattered by some punk

Not having the balls to tell your old folks you didn't have what it takes to make the big tour
by aka the Trevors May 11, 2004
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To generaly get screwed over physicaly financialy or otherwise.
A co worker noticing another in a slump after a wekend may proclaim "somebody sure has a case of the monday Munsons".
Another example: "Hey man how did you do in that fight?" reply "Dude i got Effen Munsoned".
by Rolo Tony December 27, 2006
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to be up a creek without a paddle, out in the middle of nowhere, to be fucked, bad situation
im so munsoned dude im in debt
by billuke January 06, 2008
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To be a born loser!When your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert!A real "munson"!
To find out you milked a bull!!
To stab yourself with your hook!
When you deal in bulk flourecent condoms!To be munsoned by the cops!
by chunkbucket September 08, 2008
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To be violently attacked in the wilderness, up the creek with no paddle, to have sugar put in your gasoline, etc.
"I hope he's not out in the woods by himself he might get munsoned".

'See the movie 'Kingpin'.
by Anon April 29, 2003
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