Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

Mucklered by Hexis August 21, 2008

mucklers circle 

Once upon a time, long, long ago people had a different way of dealing with scumbags, thieves, rats, & other various undesirable people. They would be surrounded and "taught" the meaning of justice or revenge. This surrounding and the accompanying "lesson" was called the "MUCKLERS CIRCLE".

mucklers circle are motherfucking metal

mucklers circle by pooptasticyo October 29, 2010

munkered 

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.

"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"

munkered by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009

Munkletron 

A giant, smiling pirate robot.

I encountered the Munkletron last evening, but he did not encounter me.

Munkletron by munkle March 25, 2009

ass mungler 

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

ass mungler by bumble dick July 12, 2010

Minkler 

1. Noun - The type of person you don't let around your kids.

2. Noun - A man who lures kids online into meeting up irl

Mom: I don't think we should let Larry around the kids anymore, I think he might be a minkler

Minkler by rainday March 11, 2022

chunker munker 

a state of being when one feels shapely, not obese or fat, just a little chunky. munker should be stated with eyebrow emphasis. the state of chunker munker usually comes about after excessive eating or alcohol consumption.

i was such a chunker munker today because i dipped my hersheys bar into a jar of peanut butter

i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker

chunker munker by xodeliciousbabygurlxo March 22, 2009