Munkeynuggetz 

(Verb) to urinate into a sink.

"Hey Joe, I'm gonna take a munkeynuggetz real quick."

Munkeynuggetz by Dreadsdead December 5, 2021

monkeypuck 

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.

Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.

monkeypuck by monkeypuck May 24, 2022

MonkeyPunched 

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

MonkeyPunched by jbadd April 26, 2009

Monkeypug 

A small half pug, half monkeyface. Very cute.

I got a small monkeypug today.

Monkeypug by L9 Boogy July 7, 2011

Monkeypig Woman 

A human female with facial characteristics similar to that of a monkey and a pig.

Have you seen Jay today?" "Yeah, he went to go hang out with that monkeypig woman." "Oh, he must be getting some tail.

Monkeypig Woman by the beefs July 1, 2011

monkeypunch 

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.

My baby loves the monkeypunch

monkeypunch by swingin sam January 19, 2004

Monkeypuss 

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.

Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.

Monkeypuss by Xent December 24, 2007