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6. munk

(v) Commonly used within a circle of friends engaging in smoking a joint. To be munked is to be passed in the rotation due to choking, coughing or being too intoxicated to take another hit.
Can be used as a cutdown, a simple declarative or a command.
"Yo! I am so fucking faded right now ... munk me."

"That guy is a big pussy, he munked after only one rotation!"

-"Yo holmes take that shit!"
-"(Cough Cough Cough) Munk! (Cough Cough Cough)
1. Munk
To stick only the tip of your penis in a girl's vagina.
"The vagina was too small so I had to munk it for a while."
2. munk
The female genitalia; like 'cunt' only you can say it in the presence of your parents and they are less likely to know what it means and kick your ass.
I can't believe no-one else has already defined 'munk' as meaning the female genitalia!
Also used as an insult (you're such a munk, gordon)or an expletive (oh, munking hell!, for munk's sake!)
by The Mad Munk Feb 12, 2004 add a video
3. Munk
Verb. Refers to the act of ejaculating and defecating simultaneously due to a stimulation of the male or female genitalia that causes a sudden push on the rectum, causing involuntary deification.

Most likely to occur when one is engaging in sexual intercourse while suffering from an irritable bowel or experiencing diarrhea.

Noun. Used as a noun, Munk refers to the combination of ejaculate and feces that has been produced through the act of Munking.
As a verb:

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, to my dismay I munked all over the bed at climax and now owe her a new comforter.

The first time I performed oral sex on her, she munked on my face and I was never the same.

I learned to never masturbate after taking ex-lax for you run the risk of munking.

As a Noun:

My mother was not happy when she noticed the munk all over my shorts in the laundry.
4. munk
Female genitalia specifically belonging to a woman with children. Mom + Junk = Munk.
Dude, did you see that picture of Britney Spears? You can see her munk!
5. munk
word meaning cannabis (stoner language)
how much munk haave you got left
by jonny hoot Feb 17, 2005 add a video
7. munk
To mess something up. Another word for "the f word"

I really don't want to munk this up.

I got into a car accident and now my hood is all munk'd up.
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