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Merfle Munchies! 

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".
baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle
Merfle Munchies! by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010

muncie turtle 

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.
John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.
muncie turtle by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011
Intimate relations between members of Model United Nations (known as "MUNdoes," (em-U-en-does)), of which there are three degrees:

Third Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of different committees at a conference
Second Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same committee at a conference
First Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same school/program.

While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles, 1st Degree MUNcest is widely frowned upon. Those guilty of 1st degree are to be subjected to friendly teasing such that the crime may never be forgotten.

There is also a legendary and unproven MUNcest with ones chairpersons. Many dismiss this to be mere folklore but experts claim it is theoretically possible. It however has not been worked into the degree system and is largely shrouded in mystery and conjecture.
Natalie and Jordan committed muncest,
Natalie muncested Jordan
MUNcest by Kris-Nigel December 10, 2003

Sex Munchies 

Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !
Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."
Sex Munchies by Ntee September 7, 2013

Drunk munchies 

The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.
"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.