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57. dyke oven
when a pair of lesbians have to fart simultaneously while carpet munching under thy chosen sheep skin drapes
chloe: i have to fart
agatha: me too
chloe/agatha: 1, 2, 3 (DYKE OVEN)
58. Lick Job
To perform the act of cunnilingus. muff diving carpet munching rug munchingcunnilingus
'what happened last night Dee - 'I got 3 lick jobs'
59. Emprophagia
The act of eating vomit.
Etymology: Emesis+Pro+Phagia
I watched my cat vomit his chickenfeast all over my freshly cleaned carpet. It was no big deal though, because he promptly performed emprophagia on it.
60. Jabbaing
1). Performing the act of cunnilingus in the manner of Jabba the Hut in his death scene, i.e. performing the act of cunnilingus whilst moving your tongue horizontally instead of vertically.

2). Eating a girl out with your tongue thrashing side to side in a violent, erratic motion.

NOTE: Sound of death optional.
Girl 1: He jabbad the shit out me last night. I came so fast.

Girl 2: Damn. I wish my boyfriend would jabba me.

Girl 3: Guys just don't know about jabbaing.
61. Fish Licker
An insult that can be used against a heterosexual man. Also try carpet muncher, cat fucker, breeder, and the main attraction homophobe.
Man 1: "Man I would fuck the shit outta that girl with them big ol' titties and tight little ass of hers..."

Man 2: "You're such a total fish licker."
62. Massimi
A wild carpet munching homosexual creature located of off the Northern coast of Alaska
Fred, look at that Massimi!
by Ish Mar 12, 2003 add a video
63. bulldaga
noun term used in place of the word lesbian. origin believed to be Lebanese. Bulldagas often buy flannel shirts on sale in the summer. Can be seen in droves near Joplin,Mo. The increase in Bulldagga 's have flooded the 4X4 Truck Market. Often truck drivers.
ex. Those Bulldaggas are munching on carpet.
by Bastian Mar 21, 2003 add a video
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