A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.
Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"
Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"
A McDoogle is of the lesbian breed. However unlike the lipstick lesbo they are bull dike in nature. Most commonly middle aged they prefer to pretend that they are men with vaginas. Interests include muff diving, carpet munching and scissor kissing. They can usually be identified by their mullet hair styles and excessive applications of sports bras. McDoogles tend to pair with other McDoogles and tend to rely on strap-ons. Majorities of McDoogles genuinely think they are capable of challenging men to physical activities, but they are always reminded that they are insufficient due to their lack of balls and weiner. McDoogles can be found in every type of environment, but mostly migrate towards softball fields and humane societies. The largest problem amongst McDoogles is their inability to decide who the man is in the relationship, rarely do they realize that neither are... silly McDoogles.
Hey see that couple in the corner?
Yeah, what about em.
Are those two dudes?
Oh no, they think they are, but those are just a couple of McDoogles.
I bet they piss standing up.
They definitely try.
A full thick bushed mustache created my munching on a black fat bitches pussy.
Jimmy got a Mexi-stache last night from having a sweaty night with a negro.
Someone who often trys to and enjoys licking pussy.
also sometimes referred to as a wimp or coward.
Will should change his name to Will Pusslicker, he eats his girlfriend out everyday.
dude jon is a total pusslicker, he never showed up
Short for legit excuse. There are ten different le excuses. If a friend says le01 ,this is his excuse to what ever he/she is guilty of, no questions will be asked. A person who uses an le is often guilty of smoking weed, or having sex. Le excuses can be use in any situation except if the user is late to a card game.
Le01: I was carpet munching
Le02: I was streaming
Le03: fell up and/or down the stairs
Le04: I was high
Le05: on a date
Le06: stuck in traffic
Le07: I got shanked
Le08: best sex ever
Le09: I was on fire
Le10: taking a shit
Raymondo: alright guys, don't worry, I'm here with the hero sandwich.
Carl: dude where the hell were you? We've been waiting for three hours!
Raymondo: uhhhhh.... Le06?
Carl: fine, now where's that hero sandwich?
The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.
"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."
Used to describe different levels or degrees of sexual experience. It is substituted for the base system, due to discrepancies amongst different people's definition of each base.
1 Star - Making out.
2 Stars - Boob touching, over or under the shirt.
3 Stars - Hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking.
4 Stars - Oral sex, carpet munching, head.
5 Stars - Vaginal or anal intercourse.
The stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
Dude #1 - "How was your weekend bro?"
Dude #2 - "It was awesome bro. I had a 5-Star weekend!"
"She's such a slut. I hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!"
Sexually Frustrated Person - "I've only ever had one star..."
"This star system is so much less confusing than the base system. WTF does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?"