momnesia 

The amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
Sometimes there's early onset already during pregnancy.

OMG, she left her infant in the car. She's got momnesia.

momnesia by Dr. No, Ph.d. May 11, 2009

Mamnesia 

mammary + amnesia = When a guy has been single for so long he forgets what a titty feels like in the hand.

Man I haven't touched a girl in so long I think I got Mamnesia.

Mamnesia by shcniper December 11, 2019

Momnesia 

A condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children....

Dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. "I'm sorry, I dialed your number but I have forgotten who it was I was calling due to a bad case of Momnesia"

Momnesia by Janabanana5 July 15, 2010

Mamnesia 

Mother + Amnesia = The ability women have of becoming pregnant and then completely forgetting the pain of childbirh enabling them to have sex and become pregnant again.

Wow, that woman must have mamnesia...she's got five kids!!!

Mamnesia by scorchio1 February 12, 2010

Momnesia 

The reason why moms all over the world keep having birth even though the pain is excruciating .

Person 1: Damn girl you keep having babies you ever gonna let your body heal?

Person 2: Girl it must be my momnesia , all I see is cute baby after baby

Momnesia by Fredicine September 22, 2025

mugnesiagony

The sharp pang of grief felt upon discovering that one has already finished one's beverage, and has forgotten doing so, especially when expecting a satisfying sip.

“I reached absentmindedly for my coffee, in anticipation of a warm sip of inspiration, and was met with pure mugnesiagony.”

mugnesiagony by Dr Ankital Ready March 30, 2026