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the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life
i love u mummy
by elmo July 09, 2002
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A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.
Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.
by Billy LosManios September 14, 2006
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Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.

Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"
Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.
by Sarah Correia March 04, 2004
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Lv2 Zombie
Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*
by The only real ninja here January 22, 2010
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Mummy is a slang term used for a marijuana blunt with two joint papers wrapped around it turning the outside appearance white. This First originated in Summerville, South Carolina (also know as the 843).
Boy 1- Wanna come over to my house after school me and antoine rolled a mummy up

Boy 2- Yea i'd love to sounds like a real swell time

Boy 1- okay dude see you there
by {843} TJP {843} January 30, 2011
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After receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates in the eye of the person giving fellatio, then that person has to walk like a mummy to find their bus fare.
After I gave that bitch a mummy, she was stumblin' all the way to the door!
by BBT0101 April 02, 2008
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