Mumei 

An cute owl who protects the human civilization, even thought half the time she forgors most likely. Has a Clickety Clackety keyboard.

Oh, if you forgor, you must be a Mumei.

Mumei by DarkGearDragon September 7, 2021

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

explanation is joke murder by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers 

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020

Murder 

A hobby that kills time along with its victims in the process.

"So, what's your favorite hobby?"

"Murder."

Murder by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Murder porn 

Crime shows that depict real events, usually homicides. Especially popular with middle-aged married people.

Nightmare in Suburbia is some top notch murder porn!

Murder porn by Ella LaBella May 12, 2015

dramatical murder 

The best Boy's Love game you will ever play. The main character being Aoba. Where there are 5 other love interest you can pick from. While there are 5 routes that can lead to love. There are 5 routes that can lead to disaster/destruction. A very popular yaoi game ^.^

Melanie:" Have you ever played Dramatical Murder? "
Amber: "No but i like the anime !"
Melanie:" Really -_-"

dramatical murder by *Sly Blue* November 27, 2014

premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011