Native: You trespass land.
The trespassers are taken to the chief.
Chief:You trespass on land, now u must make choice, Death or Mumbo.
Trepassers: WTF is Mumbo?
Chief: Mumbo is when all men in village have sex with you.
Trepasser 1: I guess Mumbo is better than death, I pick Mumbo.
The ritual takes 3 days. Trespasser 2 sees Trespasser 1 dying on the floor.
Trespasser 2: I don't want that, I pick death.
The Chief looks around smiling happily.
Chief: Death by Mumbo!!!!
Girl: "I'm sorry! But you should probably buy a mumbo bag."
Guy: "A mumbo bag?! What is that?"
Girl: "You wrap up your mumbo and put it in your bag! See, I have one. I got my mumbo bag right after my first detatchment."
Guy: "Sweet! Well, I need to go take my detatched mumbo to the power plant."
Girl: "Ok! Well, good to see that your mumbo grew back nicely. Bye!"