bitch who is always yelling at her children to do something she should fkn do herself.
(mum)

the example is up to you to decide.
by pissed off at mother. September 11, 2009
What the british people say insted of the yanks who think we r all stuck up & that way say it wrong because we dont say "mom". The BRITISH invented the whole fucking language yew speaks so respect it and dont fucking change it.
(Y)British kid(Y):Hey mum, just going in town for a bit be back at 4

Yank:Hey mom-im gonna go and die now-be back later.
by (Y)pookie(Y) May 14, 2007
The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.
British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.

American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf
by Thewin August 27, 2007
the stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman when you push down on her stomach, according to the new york punks from south park
awww dude yesterday some dude pushed all the mum out of this chicks stomach, it was hella gross!
by SPanky from GBDIZZLE June 16, 2007
Monthly Usage Meter -
A program that shows how much one has downloaded and how much download limit one has left.
Usually includes total download limit (for your respective plan with your ISP), total downloaded within the billing period, how many MB/day can be used without going over the limit and how many days are remaining in the billing period.

Most feature a bar which graphically shows the percentage of download allowance one has used to date, and a marker to show where one's bar should be to ensure sustainable downloading without going over the limit.

If one's ISP charges for extra data, some MUMs calculate how much extra will be charged to date.
1. This torrent is very large, I'll consult my MUM to see if I have enough data allowance left to download it.
2. My connection is going rather slow, I wonder if I've been shaped. I'd better check my MUM to see if I've gone over my download limit.
3. My download limit/month is 15GB. That allows 500MB/day of usage. It is now the 3rd day of my billing period, so the marker on my MUM is at the 1.5GB mark. I have downloaded 2GB so far, so the bar on my MUM has passed the maker.
4. The bar on my MUM is way past the marker. Perhaps I should stop downloading for a little while, to allow the marker to catch up.
by kako October 15, 2005
Something dumb ass British people say because they have a dick in their mouth.
Sorry for blowing dad, mum.
by B-Tribble September 02, 2010
an outstanding and original musical artist from Iceland. Nonetheless, their music reaches new heights of weirdness, which even I find to be a little awkward. Still, their music is extremely well done and very much worthy of attention.
Mum also means "Mom" in Icelandic
by Christopher Powell May 02, 2004
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