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5.
What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.
"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"
by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003
 
1.
The name that Jerry Seinfeld was guessing his girlfriend's name was, since he had forgotten except for remembering that it rhymed with a female body part.
Dolores: "You have no idea what my name is, do you?"
Jerry: "...Mulva?"
by Katopolis January 06, 2005
 
2.
Used in a Sienfeld Episode, because Jerry didn't know the name of his date, but he knew it rhymed with a part of the female anatomy.
"Hon, do you love me?"
"MM-hmm... mulva?"

"What??"

"nothing"
by Mike Mesenbring November 16, 2004
 
4.
Man vulva.
She rubbed my mulva for 12 minutes but complained the whole time.
by Bryan and Michelle December 31, 2008
 
6.
an evil cat with no soul.
Mulva, please stop eating the garland.
by Wop Killah April 25, 2003