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Multiverse 

n., A Redondo Beach wanna be metal band, so unoriginal they show their maverickiness by running around in black t-shirts & jeans like all the other wanna bes. So untalented they took the name of a modestly successful East Coast band. Wanna be Multiverse talks big but doesn’t deliver as seen by their 2008 Facebook page bragging about their again soon-to-be-released album, Perceptive Complexity (“Prepare to be destroyed!” – uh, yeah.) Like so many metal bands they confuse skill for talent & whatever skill this band has is undone by its lack of talent.

While the lead guitar has more talent & ability than his kid brother drummer, that's not saying much. Like lots of drummers he bought a huge drum kit to makes up for his talent. One member is so talented, his only contribution is “Screams”, period. Wow. While they blame their failure to release an album on having an incomplete band, adding a bass player in 2009 didn’t seem to fix the problem.

Their only “accomplishment” so far is putting up lots of YouTube clips of them wasting time laying down tracks. In short, the band has all the earmarks of a twenty-something wannabe & his kid brother who continue to leaching off of mommy & daddy, living in mommy’s basement, driving her car, & claiming the reason they don’t have jobs, much less a contract, is that they’re undiscovered, super-awesome talented musicians who need just a little more time before they’ll get that that next, uhh… first big break.
Chip: God damn, Dale! What the hell you listening to?

Dale: Oh, sorry Chip… I was just listening to some of the soundtracks the Homeland Security goons use to torture their detainees… it’s a bunch of wanna bes called “Multiverse”…

Chip: Well, turn that crap off! You're scaring the dogs!
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Multigært 

The word “Multigært” is a word used when someone is incredibly skilled in mathematics. The word has a very interesting and clever backstory. Once upon a time a very smart mathematician discovered the “Multigært” formula. He found out that if you multiply the number 69 with its own components (6 and 9), turn the new number into a Morse code and then to Albanian; it spells out “Multigært” backwards. The formula might not seem so useful, but many off the most known mathematicians has used to formula to solve their math problems. The word is also written in the “Most useful math formulas” book by Albert Einstein.
I used to be retarded. But then I learned the Multigært formula!
Multigært by Historian Andy February 2, 2021

Marvel Cinematic Multiverse 

After Avengers: Endgame, the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) ends, and the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse (MCM) begins. The Infinity Saga is the end of the MCU as we know it, and the future films from Marvel Studios will be set in the MCM where alternate dimensions and timelines exist.
Spider-Man: Far From Home is going to kick off the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse, and hopefully the X-Men can eventually join the MCM.

Multipler 

The word used when maths teachers have had enough and want to shake it all up a bit, so they change the spelling of multiplier to multipler. Often used when doing percentages and interest.
"You times it by the Multipler"
Multipler by HoobaGalooba January 26, 2021

multisexual

"when you are not defined by straight, gay, or bisexual, you dont mind how or who you get it from as long as you get "it""

this is the current definition according to someone else.

i feel this is a wrong interpretation.

"Multisexual" is where you do not identify as Lesbian, Gay, Queer, Bi etc

you are attracted to a person because of who they are, their personality, not the gender they were born.

it is a matter of the heart, not social stereotypes.
no example needed. the definition has all you need to know about multisexual.
multisexual by Pollymer August 15, 2007

International Multisexuals 

International Multi-sexualism (IM) is a positive ideology for humanity with the sole intention of uniting everyone. At the heart of this philosophy is that we are all ONE regardless of ethnicity, religion, sexuality or gender.

'International' stands for the fact that it doesn't matter where you are from in the world, we all one. We all love going on holidays and every young person you meet wants to stop war, wants to connect and get on with having a good happy healthy life.

'Multi-sexual' means that it doesn't matter what sexuality anyone is unless you are going to have sex with that person then it's got nothing to do with you or anybody else, this can not be governed by legislation -it is not a votable issue.

All it takes is a slight shift in consciousness to stop hatred, racism, religism and homophobia of past generations. We have a chance to reset things in our generation and prevent a repeat of all the horrible atrocities we've seen over the past few years. We all International Multisexuals and we must stand together.
I'm an International Multisexual and so are you. We are all International Multisexuals

Multisorry 

A very convenient adjective that saves time in situations where much apology is needed. Imagine that you've crossed a bunch of people and you try to regain their confidence. Of course, you could go excuse yourself to each and every person you hurt or betrayed or... you get the idea. But you could also go for the shorter route and make the clever move of apologizing to everybody at the same time! For this, you will need a room big enough to accommodate said people and the rest will come naturally.
Example :
Mike : "Man, it was dumb asf to be so rude to Jen, Tim and their friends. We needed them for that project. You're gonna fix that shit asap or we're screwed. Understand?"
Jake : "Yeah, you're right. I don't know what came over me. I messed up and I'm gonna make up for it today."
Later, after gathering Jen, Tim and their friends in the gymnasium, Jake goes : "Look, guys, I wanted to make an apology for what I said earlier. I pissed everybody here and I know it. So, for what it means, I just wanted to say I'm multisorry."
Multisorry by BillytheFig October 15, 2023