Multitrack Drifting 

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.

Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."

Multitrack Drifting by Nebulaud March 2, 2025

multislacking

Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.

I'm the king of multislacking. I spend hours a day surfing the 'net, watching random TV shows, and eating week-old pizza.

multislacking by HeavenHighCrutch July 28, 2008

multitasking 

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

multitasking by workinglate February 8, 2007

Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.

Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.

Facebook Multitasking by skyzza November 27, 2011

multislacker 

A person who is a muti talent at doing nothing of human interest but only in human suffering.

Friend: Hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
Dude: No man, I couldn't find any straws.
Friend: I may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!

multislacker by CosmicRider March 11, 2007

Multitaskhole 

A man with two bluetooth earpieces (one in each ear), a blackberry, a cell phone, a pager and an iPod.

That guy in the Microsoft hat sure is a multitaskhole.

Multitaskhole by Jannele January 5, 2008

multitaskless 

adjective
pertaining to an inability to concentrate on more than one task at a time.

Tori: "I just needed him to pick up some milk on his way home with dinner, how hard could it be?"
Aimee: "Oh well, you know Dave, he's completely multitaskless!"

multitaskless by CaptDaf January 21, 2013