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multitasking 

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.
Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"
multitasking by workinglate February 8, 2007
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Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.
Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.
Facebook Multitasking by skyzza November 27, 2011

Multitaskhole 

A man with two bluetooth earpieces (one in each ear), a blackberry, a cell phone, a pager and an iPod.
That guy in the Microsoft hat sure is a multitaskhole.
Multitaskhole by Jannele January 5, 2008

multitaskless 

adjective
pertaining to an inability to concentrate on more than one task at a time.
Tori: "I just needed him to pick up some milk on his way home with dinner, how hard could it be?"
Aimee: "Oh well, you know Dave, he's completely multitaskless!"
multitaskless by CaptDaf January 21, 2013

are you good at multitasking 

Its a reference to a nsfw Karlnap ao3 fanfic
karl: *praying at church prime*
sapnap: are you good at multitasking ? ;)

Dreamxd: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

multitasking 

A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.
Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.
multitasking by Joe Sabs December 9, 2008

multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.
John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.
multitasker by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015