multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.

John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.

multitasker by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

multitasker by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

multitasker by weave July 11, 2003

multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014

MultiTaskerBator 

a human who scratches their ass
& rubs their genitalia
at the same time
& in public.

coined by
Donna M.
20 sept. 2007.

"Dude,
that Dude
over there,
waiting for the bus."

"He's a multitaskerbator."

MultiTaskerBator by S. FiTZ October 7, 2007

multitabbing

The internet phenomenon, in which one opens up multiple tabs such as social networking sites, Word Docs for homework, Youtube, etc.

If multitabbing occurs while a student attempts to finish homework, they will end up procrastinating and are likely to die painfully.

Student:

"I was multitabbing last night while I was trying to finish my term paper...and I didn't finish. I'm probably going to die."

multitabbing by bowltheblondeseagull February 18, 2012

multitasker

A person who kicks it to two or more people, while in a relationship or pursuing a relationship with one or more of them. The politically correct way to call a person a slut, smut, whore, ho, etc.

Hey, Helen is a multitasker, she's kicking it to like three guys at once.

multitasker by Cagz Mahoney November 22, 2009