Multi track drifting

Driving a train on to two tracks at the same time. Often done along with the song deja Vu by initial D.it is done by switching the front wheels to a new track then switching back, so the back wheels stay on the old track. You are now multi track drifting.

Guy 1:,,what would you do to solve the trolley problem?"

Guy 2:,,Multi track drifting!"

Multi track drifting by Butt-Fish July 21, 2020

Multitrack Drifting 

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.

Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."

Multitrack Drifting by Nebulaud March 2, 2025

multitrasking

Taking a test given by a dickhead who calls himself a teacher and texting secretly at the same damn time.

Person 1: What were you doing yesterday in chem?
Person 2: Multitrasking....my mom's not going to be happy with my grade.

multitrasking by please don't shoot me January 7, 2013